20 seriously weird vintage Valentine’s Day cards that shouldn’t exist but do

Creepy Valentine's Day Cards

Valentine’s Day is a day reserved to show your significant other a little love. However, if these vintage Valentine’s cards are anything to go by – the day is reserved for weird, slightly creepy greetings, with an unhealthy mixture of innuendos and some seriously scary drawings. If you are looking to spoil your significant other this year, I suggest anything other than these cards.

To be frank this card is absolute Baloney

No. Just no.

Sometimes Krampus gets bored waiting until next Christmas to terrorise you.

A meal fit for her

And a meal fit for him

No one deserves this.

Valentine’s Day can be lonely for some, so perhaps buy yourself a card to cheer yourself up.

I have no words…

….What is in the box, Cupid?

The original ‘overly attached girlfriend’.

If all you really want for Valentine’s Day is a restraining order

Whoever received this card from their Valentine probably shared a similar reaction with the worm

You shell not

For the plum lover in your life

I spy another restraining order

Because there is nothing more romantic than your Valentine accidently running you over.

Thought you were safe from cooties, think again.

Hopefully not on a plate

A sure-fire way not to get ‘nailed’

When you know you have well and truly stuffed up.

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20 seriously weird vintage Valentine’s Day cards that shouldn’t exist but do

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