Valentine’s Day is a day reserved to show your significant other a little love. However, if these vintage Valentine’s cards are anything to go by – the day is reserved for weird, slightly creepy greetings, with an unhealthy mixture of innuendos and some seriously scary drawings. If you are looking to spoil your significant other this year, I suggest anything other than these cards.
To be frank this card is absolute Baloney
No. Just no.
Sometimes Krampus gets bored waiting until next Christmas to terrorise you.
A meal fit for her
And a meal fit for him
No one deserves this.
Valentine’s Day can be lonely for some, so perhaps buy yourself a card to cheer yourself up.
I have no words…
….What is in the box, Cupid?
The original ‘overly attached girlfriend’.
If all you really want for Valentine’s Day is a restraining order
Whoever received this card from their Valentine probably shared a similar reaction with the worm
You shell not
For the plum lover in your life
I spy another restraining order
Because there is nothing more romantic than your Valentine accidently running you over.
Thought you were safe from cooties, think again.
Hopefully not on a plate
A sure-fire way not to get ‘nailed’
When you know you have well and truly stuffed up.